IN THIS singspiel they walk through a pyramid of fire and then a pyramid of water and then marry. The natural man is a birdcatcher, one of People’s one hundred sexiest. Pyramids do not concern him. Fig cake, some reasonable drink, a little wife — What else can you buy with birds?

Can you buy a birdheaded boat full of boys full of suggestions, ready to toss petals when called for? That’s what we want to know.